Anyone who knows me knows i have always had a thing for guys who are comical, and a bit funny looking.....which is why my celebrity boyfriend is Nick Cannon. I am NUTS about him, i love his show on MTV, but before that, i loved his show on Nickelodeon.... I have watched Drumline a million times, and i even bought that stupid movie "the underclassman."I know what you are thinking....nick cannon is pretty hot....NOW.... please remind yourself of how goofy looking this hansome man was when he was a scrawny kid who hadn't grown into his manly physique, so i adored him even at the risk of being made fun of.....needless to say, when my co-worker mentioned that he was staying at our hotel, i immediately assigned myself to being on his welcome team to walk him up to his hotel suite....dont get any ideas.... i just wanted to see my celebrity boyfriend in person...here is how it was going to go in my head...
(greeting in the lobby, escorting him to elevators)
Me: Hello, welcome to our hotel...
Nick: Thank you...so good to meet you
Me: You as well, i am definately a fan
Nick: Really? that's great...so are you from Chicago?
(elevator doors open, we step inside)
Me:No, i am from Atlanta, and i moved here last year to be closer to my fiance'
Nick: Congratulations! When is your wedding?
(elevator doors open again, we walk down the hall to his suite)
Me: Thank you! Its in September, congratulations to you as well...you are newly engaged right?
Nick: Yes I am.... to a Victoria's Secret model....but she looks like a bullfrog compared to you...
Me: Oh... nick....stop it... you are so funny (giggling).....
Nick: So i know we are both engaged, but neither one of us are married yet....
Me: (gasp)
Nick: I am sure you would never cheat on your fiance'
Me: That's RIGHT!!
Nick: How about we just make out and engage ourselves in some heavy petting?
Me: Well......Okay.....
(door closes to hotel suite)
As wonderful as that sounds....it didnt happen.... nick's manager got the wrong time of his arrival, and i was on a lunch appointment with other clients, so i missed everything... i had to hear a story from a fellow co-worker about how great he looked, how nice he was... blah blah blah.....
I suppose the moment has passed, and our paths won't cross....
But......I am still seriously considering pulling the fire alarm.....
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
My Cannon Bomb......
Posted by CDE at 12:37 PM 1 comments
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