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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

My Cannon Bomb......

Anyone who knows me knows i have always had a thing for guys who are comical, and a bit funny looking.....which is why my celebrity boyfriend is Nick Cannon. I am NUTS about him, i love his show on MTV, but before that, i loved his show on Nickelodeon.... I have watched Drumline a million times, and i even bought that stupid movie "the underclassman."I know what you are thinking....nick cannon is pretty hot....NOW.... please remind yourself of how goofy looking this hansome man was when he was a scrawny kid who hadn't grown into his manly physique, so i adored him even at the risk of being made fun of.....needless to say, when my co-worker mentioned that he was staying at our hotel, i immediately assigned myself to being on his welcome team to walk him up to his hotel suite....dont get any ideas.... i just wanted to see my celebrity boyfriend in person...here is how it was going to go in my head...


(greeting in the lobby, escorting him to elevators)

Me: Hello, welcome to our hotel...

Nick: Thank you...so good to meet you

Me: You as well, i am definately a fan

Nick: Really? that's great...so are you from Chicago?

(elevator doors open, we step inside)

Me:No, i am from Atlanta, and i moved here last year to be closer to my fiance'

Nick: Congratulations! When is your wedding?

(elevator doors open again, we walk down the hall to his suite)

Me: Thank you! Its in September, congratulations to you as well...you are newly engaged right?

Nick: Yes I am.... to a Victoria's Secret model....but she looks like a bullfrog compared to you...

Me: Oh... nick....stop it... you are so funny (giggling).....

Nick: So i know we are both engaged, but neither one of us are married yet....

Me: (gasp)

Nick: I am sure you would never cheat on your fiance'

Me: That's RIGHT!!

Nick: How about we just make out and engage ourselves in some heavy petting?

Me: Well......Okay.....

(door closes to hotel suite)

As wonderful as that sounds....it didnt happen.... nick's manager got the wrong time of his arrival, and i was on a lunch appointment with other clients, so i missed everything... i had to hear a story from a fellow co-worker about how great he looked, how nice he was... blah blah blah.....

I suppose the moment has passed, and our paths won't cross....

But......I am still seriously considering pulling the fire alarm.....